Star Wars Galaxies
A long time ago, in an MMO far far away, players were awarded space yachts. These space yachts, while cool looking and expansive, became the stereotype ship for creepers. It was not uncommon to find people participating in less-than-Disney-friendly behaviors on their yachts. So, when a person invited you onto their yacht, a red flag was issued: this person may be a weirdo.
One day, though, my guild and I decided to tempt fate and accept the request of one possible weirdo. After visiting the Mos Eisley cantina to get a buff from one of the many man-in-real-life scantily clad entertainers (Hey, anything for the sake of making myself better in PvP!), I received a private message from a name I had never seen before.
Tenod: hello, would you like to come onto my yacht?
Immediately I knew what kind of proposition this was and so my initial response was to ignore it, but then I thought “My guild is online and we are all getting ready to go PvP, but I am sure we can buy some time messing with this guy”. So we did. And it was good.
Unable to cope with the fact that he had invited a full group of people, most of which had masculine genitals, he landed the yacht and forced us off of it. That was not the end for Tenod, though. He was much more persistent than expected. Instead of just accepting his defeat, he proceeded to message me and ask me to bring female friends instead, so…
P.S. Forgive my awfully dressed twi’lek. I would dress obnoxiously so that it was funny in player-versus-player combat. Think of this terribly dressed, tiny twi’lek with a giant pet torton named Blastoise being the source of group healing.
Tenod caught on quick this time.
Again, this was not the end. After I explained that no one was actually going to go onto his yacht with him and that we were just messing with him, he still sent messages to me, begging for me to participate with him on his yacht. Even after further rejection, he attempted to “sway” me with grotesque sexual commentary. This lead to this little gem…
SWG was a hilariously fun game. I promise, Disney, if you bring this game back I will never accompany another person onto a yacht ever.